- TYPE YOUR NAME:
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW:
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
(Source: nuggits2)
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Via private in public
life
alert
Oh. my. god. Call 911 cos my heart just mother fucking stopped. When this woman screams I nearly die.
I play left out.
Via Untitled
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau)
Every time my mother nags at me,
Via
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
(Source: gigglingbean)
A recent article in Evolutionary Psychology — “Songs as a Medium for Embedded Reproductive Messages” (PDF) — suggests how songs convey sexual messages and references.
